Previous to this, I had never read any of Tom Holt’s work. In fact, I don’t know that I had ever heard of Tom Holt. This makes me sad. Mainly because he’s got such great titles, such as Snow White and the Seven Samurai, Djinn Rummy, and Grailblazers.
From what I understand, his books are a little odd.
In fact, from reading Doughnut, I think he’s easily comparable to comedy genius Christopher Moore, who writes with a similar recognition of how ridiculous the ongoing story is. Holt also writes similarly to another sci-fi\humor genius Douglas Adams. Holt’s British wit pours off of every page.
So the basics of the story are this: Theo Bernstein is a physicist, a very smart one. So smart, that he works at the Very Very Large Hadron Collider (VVLHC) in Switzerland. Or he did before a very minor error in calculation caused the entire thing to explode, taking with it his arm, his job, and (collaterally) his wife.
Oh, but his arm is still there. But invisible. Why? Nobody knows! And Theo, as he’s out on his ass with no money, no job, and no family to fall back on, doesn’t have much time to think about it He works in a slaughterhouse for several weeks until he receives a letter telling him that’s he has inherited his old college professor’s safe deposit box.
His professor, Pieter van Goyen, must had a really sick sense of humor because the deposit box contained a small empty bottle, a powder compact, and an apple. Oh and a rather odd note explaining how he had managed to set up a job for Theo and that the bottle might end up somehow killing him.
What a friend!
From there, things go from bad to worse. Pieter’s letter explains that there’s this guy with a job opening that Theo would be an absolutely dynamite fit for, so Theo reluctantly seeks out this position. And who could blame the guy? His alternative is trucking cow parts from one side of a hot, smelly factory to another… how bad could it be?
Well… when he arrives at the hotel, it seems… closed. Or if not closed, then going through some major renovations. The hotel’s proprietor, Bill, and the only other staff member, a young woman named Matasuntha, are extremely odd. In fact, they’re awfully interested in the bottle small bottle in Theo’s possession.
This is where the novel takes a turn for the weird. On night, after solving on a massively complex formula he discovers at the bottom of the empty bottle, Theo is transported to a new, different world. Upon arrival, sky-writing informs Theo that he now resides in a “hand-held portable pocket universe” known as YouSpace.
That’s where I’m going to leave the plot. Suffice it to say, it gets weirder. Theo soon joins in on a hunt through YouSpace (multiple YouSpaces, technically) searching for answers to why the VVLHC exploded, what happened to his arm, and where his brother disappeared to all those years ago…
Holt is exceptionally clever in the plotting of a story that becomes increasingly complex as Theo begins traveling into further and further dimensions and it all works. Or seems to… I was an English major, not a scientist.
And the humor! There’s a lot of dry dialogue, of course, but much of the humor comes from the narration. My favorite gem comes about when Theo is on the precipice of learning a crucial bit of information. Holt writes, “He had to ask, but he already knew, with the resigned foreboding of an infant at the font who knows that his three elder brothers are called John, Paul, and George, what the answer would be.”
The best recommendation of this novel I can make is that it reminds me intimately of many Kurt Vonnegut novels that I loved greatly in college. The humor, the complex mixture of literary and sci-fi moments… Just a great novel from start to finish. Check it out if you’re on the hunt for a sci-fi novel with a heart and more than a dash of humor.
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